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20 Reasons to Vote Shadow
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Rouge the Bat:
(National Security Agent, Jewel Thief)
"If Shadow is elected President, he will fulfill his
duties like he does me -- thoroughly and with a
professional detachment."
Our forum!
Our Comic!
The Curse!
Miles Prower:
(Sidekick, NAMBLA Poster Boy)
"Please vote for Shadow! Ever time a ballot is
cast for the opposition, he cuts me!"
Knuckles the Echidna:
(Relic Guardian, Local Hothead)
"Shadow has my complete trust, and that's
something I don't give out lightly."
Anonymous Former US President:
(Philanderer, Sax Player)
"Anyone but my wife."
The Ghost of Thomas Jefferson:
(Founding Father, Grim Specter)
"Shadow may not be my black mistress, but he is
black. That's still pretty hot, right?"
The LOLrus:
(Internet Meim, Bucket Enthusiast )
"Ah Bukit in Evry Howse! Vote Shadough!"
Silver the Hedgehog:
(Futuristic Freedom Fighter, "Trunks" Rip-Off)
"I come from a devastated and plot-hole filled
world where Shadow isn't president.
Connection?"
(More to Come!)