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For argument's sake, let's just say we've convinced you that shadow would
make a good president. "But," you ask, "why would he make good president
for me?" Good question. In the section below, we will explore Shadow's
stance on key hot-button issues.
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Abortion:
This is a very sensitive subject for most folks, and a tough moral nut to
crack. Which is the greater evil -- squelching developing life, or forcing
people to raise children in unfit and unloving environments?
Shadow believes in a person's right to choose (as seen in his game Shadow
the Hedgehog, where he chose between Good, Evil, and that killer robot
ending). No one can tell him, or a pregnant woman, what to do.
However, Shadow is aware that killing Babies is wrong - even that one that
sits behind you in your favorite restaurant, crying. God, I wish his mom would
shut him up. Thus, he would try to circumvent the issue as much as possible
with free nationwide birth control.
But what if you don't believe in birth control? The Catholic church declares it
a sin on the principle that sex without procreation is a waste of life.
Furthermore, the Church promotes the idea that abstinence is the only
effective form of birth control, which is amusing given that their savior was the
product of a virgin birth.
Thus, Shadow will promote "Chaos Birth Control." It's a solution that
everyone can live with.
Basically, during intercourse, Shadow will create a tiny hole in the fabric of
space and time with Chaos Control, sending the errant seed, if your Catholic,
into another woman who is actually trying to conceive, or if you're not, into
Sonic's face.
Gun Control:
(Contributed by Club Rouge Member Akago)
While Shadow realizes there can be a need to protect oneself and a want to
have a gun (He wouldn't be himself without packing a semi-automatic after
all), he does not want to see those with less then a handful of brain cells
using them. After all, thats what got everyone he cared about killed.
Therefore, Shadow has come up with a solution called a smart gun. Each gun
is equipped with a small censor which reads someones genetic structure and
mental patterns. If either is incompatible with what is considered needed to
intelligently use a gun, the person is then delivered an electric shock strong
enough to make them release the gun before it can be used. Should
someone try and remove this censor, the gun will self destruct from a small
explosive. This would cause the parts of the gun to break apart and become
damaged enough to be unusable. When the explosion is activated, it of
course is controlled enough where the person tampering is the only one hurt.
This will also solve the problem of Stem cell research specimens. After all, in
the intellectual bankrupt society of today, many people will try to remove
these censors. When they are killed from the explosion, their stem cells can
be used. No one would complain about it then, since it's obvious the stem
cells would be more use then the person alive was.
Youth Violence:
(Contributed by Club Rouge Member Dusk Fox Alters)
Shadow knows how traumatic a violent filled past can be and what effects it
can have on relatively young (since he was around his teenage years when
Maria was shot and was in suspended animation for fifty, hence it was just like
a nap for him). Of course, he has made using guns look "cool" - but used
them only when fired at by government agents trying to pop one in his spikey
behind or at invading aliens.
