| Like a flame thrower in a Chinese fireworks factory, Shadow the Hedgehog perhaps burned too brightly, too quickly. Especially when he combusted in Earth's atmosphere. Shadow did not die in vain. Each of us can find wisdom and insight in the life of this martyr with rocket shoes. The following are the heartfelt personal testimonies of grieving fans, sharing their thoughts on: |
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"Shadow taught me the true meaning of responsibility. I mean, if Shadow can orchestrate
the apocalypse, just to please some fifty-year old dead chick, I can get off my ass and take
out the garbage.... Well, probably." (Quacker Duk)
"I refuse to participate in this foolishness." (Toby Opal)
"I learned that Opal is a jerk." (Quacker Duk)
"Um...so the prototype of the ultimate life form was some kinda wang-lizard with boils,
right? But Shadow is supposed to be the truly ultimate life form. So I guess I learned that
fuzzy is better." (C. M. Bowen)
"There is nothing men won't do for a woman." (Amber Bowen)
"Sonic is a loser and a faker." (Mark G.)
"I learned that it is perfectly normal to have vivid flashbacks and hallucinations every ten
minutes. Which s a relief, to be honest." (Quacker Duk)
"When you have been wronged, and you don't know who to take it out on, take it out on
everyone." (M. Stuart)
"A broken heart can always be mended with broken glass." (N. Pannorod)
"It's always important to be polite. Shadow suggests 'Let me show you my real power',
rather then screaming 'I'm gonna show you my real power.' People appreciate courtesy,
which, like ebola, is contagious." (Quacker Duk)
"We all have darkness inside us, 'darkness that dozes around us', and we will all one day
'throw it all away'." (Peeps)
"You can breath perfectly fine in the vacuum of space." (Ben G.)
"The love between a hedgehog and a woman is the most pure love in the universe." (C. M.
Bowen)
"Chaos can be 'Controlled'. Pretty profound, huh? Shadow's deep like that." (Quacker Duk)
"When in doubt, press B and Chaos Control your way to the goal." (C. Winer)
"The Pimps are right. With enough gold rings, nothing can hurt you." (Poe K.)
"If a bunch of lame jerks are trying be all chummy with you, just fake your own death and
Chaos Control to Reno." (Quacker Duk)
"I learned that if you are being cased by some guy with a space station sticking out of his
butt, you should kick him repeatedly in the genital warts. This lesson comes in handy too
often for my own good." (C. M. Bowen)
"Pants will only slow you down." (Sockmyduck69@aol.com)
"At age fifty, you can still take over the world." (Joe)
"Memories are for jerks." (Mark G.)
"It doesn't matter if you are a clone or a robot or whatever. The important thing is that you
are You." (Anonymous)
"Death is only the begining...." (Hholmes123)
"Shadow proved its better to be just black then black and blue and way better than being
blue" (Joe21046)
"I learned that Chaos Control is the only way to travel" (Shadow Angel)
"Now i know the only way to move is to move with hover shoes -- those were cool."
(Mloso453)
"Shadow showed me many things, but most importantly, he shows me not to trust my
grand-daughter with something I created with the 'Ultimate' everything." (Ark Agent 6669)
"I learned that Black and Red looks really cool on Hegdehogs and it's alright to kill
everyone until you get what you want." (David Elliot)
"I learned dark is cool and Sonic is a total loser compared to this Guy!!Shadow rules!!."
(Shadow_Tha_Assassin)
"I learned it is all SONIC'S FAULT that Shadow died!!!!!" (Chaoskid)
"Shadow kicks ass and Sonic can go suck on monkey's balls!" (Shadow's Dark Angel)
"I learned that Sonic is a stupid "wanna-be" and that I also have a pitch-black heart, got it
from almost burning my room." (iqraali@att.net)
"I learned that if I'm ever fighting a dino-monster-thingy in space and relying on chaos
emeralds, bring a decent amount of rings!" (K99)
"Shadow the hedgehog has influenced me and is my role model. I learned almost my whole
attitude from him. he is the coolest video game character ever. he's so cool, he makes
Halo look gay as Sonic." (Shadow the Hedgehog jr)
"I learned that even though Shadow was 50 years old, he was still a total hottie." (Brook)
"You can beat a giant robot just by jumping on it." (Neol Chandler)
"I learned that Sonic is a total moron and can go to hell!! Shadow is the real hero, he
should have all of our love and respect, nobody should even like that pee-brain Sonic."
(Brook)
"i learned that my baby can still whip ass no matter who it is. and he taught me that its ok
to think Sonic is as gay as gay can get." (Shadow's g/f Ai Kaida)
"That running at the speed of sound doesn't require any effort with rocket shoes."
(Blazin_Espio)
"I learned if you wana hang around with almost gothic girls with ubsurdly large knockers all
you need to do is get some killer shoes and beat up a small, blue, gay being named sonic.
Praise the lord for shadow!" (Chaotic Fate)
"I learned that it is okay to be attracted to a 50 year old Hedgehog without it creeping
everyone out." (Scarlett 13)
"If in some point of time, I kick your ass royally or judicially, consider it an honor compared
to what I could do to you... *jingles broken glass* "(Kali)
"I learned that it is ok to say damn every other word. I also learned that no if you don't like
someone you blast em straight to hell." (Kingpin)
"I learned how to stop worrying and love Chaos Blast. And broken glass. Mostly
broken glass." (Taranea )
"Shadow has taught me that every obstacle in life can be passed or blown up. "Brave
hearted hero, Black hearted evil."" (Rakensen)
"If you happen to be a fifty-year-old, angsty creation of science, taking over the world is
that much easier." (Blue Blur)
"I learned that the best way to make a computer work is to beat the ever-loving crap out of
it." (Jen Farrows)
"If you are old and unsightly, and everyone thinks your a twit, Blow their faces full of lead"
(Beermonster)
"I've learned that though screwing with peoples minds is fun, it's so much more fun to play
stabby-fun-time with their skulls and Gun + Bomb + Chaos Control = *satanic laughter*
...fun." (EziekielAngelo)
"From my greatest teacher, I learned that hot lead is the best way to settle disputes,
and as my psychiatrist says: 'it's OK to feel sad.' Shadow agrees. Feeling sad helps to
fuel his hatred and spurs his vengeful wrath upon the world!
Shadow: burn-inating the world. One massive body count at a time!" (Shadow's
Apprentice)
"Shadow taught me that you can go to any limits for revenge, even blowing up the entire
Earth for some sweet satisfaction. And that Sonic's an attention whore. Like Paris Hilton."
(CeleBaby20)
Shadow taught me that if you stand in a room on a spaceship, random jewelery will float
down and you can clench your hands into fists and you'll become a super form of yourself!
(MasterSilver)
Shadow taught me that anger is more useful than despair. What do emo kids accomplish
while sitting in their rooms and slitting their wrists? I'll tell you what. They write bad poetry!
In comparison, Shadow has single handedly helped to destroy most of the moon, he's
caused complete mayhem on earth, and has destroyed an entire alien race.... with his
pure anger to fuel him! So stop feeling sorry for yourselves and get pissed off at
something! (FakersInc)
I learned that dwelling on the past can be good, if it's for getting revenge on people. It's
OK to go around and hurt people if they do something to you, just without using some
form of weapon. I also learned that 'damn' is my favorite curse. Thanks Shad!
(CrazyInsane1)
Shadow has taught me so much about loyalty, and to stick by your friends even if they
aren't around anymore or if they're an annoying blue faker XD. He has taught me to do
anything for them, even if it means destroying the world to avenge them. And the word
"Damn" is officially win <3
(Dammit!)
If you're gonna take revenge, do it right and add interest. He only had an issue with the
guys who killed Maria, but add 50 years and the need to make sure the job was done
completely and it adds up to killing every person on the planet. You can't deny the logic
behind that thinking!
(Cami)
When you are in possession of a billion ton space laser-station, why not have some fun?
(James Michael Prower )
Shadow has inspired me to solve your problems by acting Emo so that things somehow
resolve itself.
(Starforce)
the apocalypse, just to please some fifty-year old dead chick, I can get off my ass and take
out the garbage.... Well, probably." (Quacker Duk)
"I refuse to participate in this foolishness." (Toby Opal)
"I learned that Opal is a jerk." (Quacker Duk)
"Um...so the prototype of the ultimate life form was some kinda wang-lizard with boils,
right? But Shadow is supposed to be the truly ultimate life form. So I guess I learned that
fuzzy is better." (C. M. Bowen)
"There is nothing men won't do for a woman." (Amber Bowen)
"Sonic is a loser and a faker." (Mark G.)
"I learned that it is perfectly normal to have vivid flashbacks and hallucinations every ten
minutes. Which s a relief, to be honest." (Quacker Duk)
"When you have been wronged, and you don't know who to take it out on, take it out on
everyone." (M. Stuart)
"A broken heart can always be mended with broken glass." (N. Pannorod)
"It's always important to be polite. Shadow suggests 'Let me show you my real power',
rather then screaming 'I'm gonna show you my real power.' People appreciate courtesy,
which, like ebola, is contagious." (Quacker Duk)
"We all have darkness inside us, 'darkness that dozes around us', and we will all one day
'throw it all away'." (Peeps)
"You can breath perfectly fine in the vacuum of space." (Ben G.)
"The love between a hedgehog and a woman is the most pure love in the universe." (C. M.
Bowen)
"Chaos can be 'Controlled'. Pretty profound, huh? Shadow's deep like that." (Quacker Duk)
"When in doubt, press B and Chaos Control your way to the goal." (C. Winer)
"The Pimps are right. With enough gold rings, nothing can hurt you." (Poe K.)
"If a bunch of lame jerks are trying be all chummy with you, just fake your own death and
Chaos Control to Reno." (Quacker Duk)
"I learned that if you are being cased by some guy with a space station sticking out of his
butt, you should kick him repeatedly in the genital warts. This lesson comes in handy too
often for my own good." (C. M. Bowen)
"Pants will only slow you down." (Sockmyduck69@aol.com)
"At age fifty, you can still take over the world." (Joe)
"Memories are for jerks." (Mark G.)
"It doesn't matter if you are a clone or a robot or whatever. The important thing is that you
are You." (Anonymous)
"Death is only the begining...." (Hholmes123)
"Shadow proved its better to be just black then black and blue and way better than being
blue" (Joe21046)
"I learned that Chaos Control is the only way to travel" (Shadow Angel)
"Now i know the only way to move is to move with hover shoes -- those were cool."
(Mloso453)
"Shadow showed me many things, but most importantly, he shows me not to trust my
grand-daughter with something I created with the 'Ultimate' everything." (Ark Agent 6669)
"I learned that Black and Red looks really cool on Hegdehogs and it's alright to kill
everyone until you get what you want." (David Elliot)
"I learned dark is cool and Sonic is a total loser compared to this Guy!!Shadow rules!!."
(Shadow_Tha_Assassin)
"I learned it is all SONIC'S FAULT that Shadow died!!!!!" (Chaoskid)
"Shadow kicks ass and Sonic can go suck on monkey's balls!" (Shadow's Dark Angel)
"I learned that Sonic is a stupid "wanna-be" and that I also have a pitch-black heart, got it
from almost burning my room." (iqraali@att.net)
"I learned that if I'm ever fighting a dino-monster-thingy in space and relying on chaos
emeralds, bring a decent amount of rings!" (K99)
"Shadow the hedgehog has influenced me and is my role model. I learned almost my whole
attitude from him. he is the coolest video game character ever. he's so cool, he makes
Halo look gay as Sonic." (Shadow the Hedgehog jr)
"I learned that even though Shadow was 50 years old, he was still a total hottie." (Brook)
"You can beat a giant robot just by jumping on it." (Neol Chandler)
"I learned that Sonic is a total moron and can go to hell!! Shadow is the real hero, he
should have all of our love and respect, nobody should even like that pee-brain Sonic."
(Brook)
"i learned that my baby can still whip ass no matter who it is. and he taught me that its ok
to think Sonic is as gay as gay can get." (Shadow's g/f Ai Kaida)
"That running at the speed of sound doesn't require any effort with rocket shoes."
(Blazin_Espio)
"I learned if you wana hang around with almost gothic girls with ubsurdly large knockers all
you need to do is get some killer shoes and beat up a small, blue, gay being named sonic.
Praise the lord for shadow!" (Chaotic Fate)
"I learned that it is okay to be attracted to a 50 year old Hedgehog without it creeping
everyone out." (Scarlett 13)
"If in some point of time, I kick your ass royally or judicially, consider it an honor compared
to what I could do to you... *jingles broken glass* "(Kali)
"I learned that it is ok to say damn every other word. I also learned that no if you don't like
someone you blast em straight to hell." (Kingpin)
"I learned how to stop worrying and love Chaos Blast. And broken glass. Mostly
broken glass." (Taranea )
"Shadow has taught me that every obstacle in life can be passed or blown up. "Brave
hearted hero, Black hearted evil."" (Rakensen)
"If you happen to be a fifty-year-old, angsty creation of science, taking over the world is
that much easier." (Blue Blur)
"I learned that the best way to make a computer work is to beat the ever-loving crap out of
it." (Jen Farrows)
"If you are old and unsightly, and everyone thinks your a twit, Blow their faces full of lead"
(Beermonster)
"I've learned that though screwing with peoples minds is fun, it's so much more fun to play
stabby-fun-time with their skulls and Gun + Bomb + Chaos Control = *satanic laughter*
...fun." (EziekielAngelo)
"From my greatest teacher, I learned that hot lead is the best way to settle disputes,
and as my psychiatrist says: 'it's OK to feel sad.' Shadow agrees. Feeling sad helps to
fuel his hatred and spurs his vengeful wrath upon the world!
Shadow: burn-inating the world. One massive body count at a time!" (Shadow's
Apprentice)
"Shadow taught me that you can go to any limits for revenge, even blowing up the entire
Earth for some sweet satisfaction. And that Sonic's an attention whore. Like Paris Hilton."
(CeleBaby20)
Shadow taught me that if you stand in a room on a spaceship, random jewelery will float
down and you can clench your hands into fists and you'll become a super form of yourself!
(MasterSilver)
Shadow taught me that anger is more useful than despair. What do emo kids accomplish
while sitting in their rooms and slitting their wrists? I'll tell you what. They write bad poetry!
In comparison, Shadow has single handedly helped to destroy most of the moon, he's
caused complete mayhem on earth, and has destroyed an entire alien race.... with his
pure anger to fuel him! So stop feeling sorry for yourselves and get pissed off at
something! (FakersInc)
I learned that dwelling on the past can be good, if it's for getting revenge on people. It's
OK to go around and hurt people if they do something to you, just without using some
form of weapon. I also learned that 'damn' is my favorite curse. Thanks Shad!
(CrazyInsane1)
Shadow has taught me so much about loyalty, and to stick by your friends even if they
aren't around anymore or if they're an annoying blue faker XD. He has taught me to do
anything for them, even if it means destroying the world to avenge them. And the word
"Damn" is officially win <3
(Dammit!)
If you're gonna take revenge, do it right and add interest. He only had an issue with the
guys who killed Maria, but add 50 years and the need to make sure the job was done
completely and it adds up to killing every person on the planet. You can't deny the logic
behind that thinking!
(Cami)
When you are in possession of a billion ton space laser-station, why not have some fun?
(James Michael Prower )
Shadow has inspired me to solve your problems by acting Emo so that things somehow
resolve itself.
(Starforce)
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