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Vector's Bite
(A Chaotix Crocodile Cocktail)
Ingredients:
* Chartreuse.
* Club Soda
* A squirt of lime
Instructions:
Screw the computer room -- find the liquor cabinet. In a tall glass, fill with crushed ice. Now add a quarter of a
glass of Chartreuse (the only liquor to have a color named after it). Add a squirt of lime, and fill the rest of the
glass with Club Soda. Mix and savor. I guarantee you'll forget all about the Sega 32X; which you probably
should. It's time to let go.
Cornerian Sunrise
(Never give up, trust your intake!)
Ingredients:
* Blood Orange Soda.
* Dark Rum
* Orange Slices
Instructions:
Do a Barrel Roll. Then, mix and garnish with a slice of orange. If there's one thing the Star Fox team enjoys, it's
a Cornerian sunrise. Unless, of course, we're talking about Slippy Toad. If there's one thing he enjoys, it's
experiment sexually with other men.
The Maleficent Mimosa
(Do the Heartless have livers?)
Ingredients:
* Champagne
* Cranberry Juice
Instructions:
Mix together and savor the seething darkness within.
Jason Vorhees
(It beats a trip to Crystal Lake)
Ingredients:
* 1 Part Stoli Vanil
* 2 Parts Ginger Ale
Instructions:
Serve over ice, preferably in a hockey mask. Or better yet, serve in space!
Drink Fuzzy, Get Dizzy
(Yoshi's Island Inebriation)
Ingredients:
* 1 Part Peach Schnapps
* 3 parts Champagne
* Orange Juice
Instructions:
Normally, I'm naming drinks after some pretty innocuous stuff. But this take on a fuzzy navel is inspired by a level
of Yoshi's Island that makes me wonder not only "how high" Nintendo was, but "where can I get some" as well.
Until these answers are ascertained, this drink will have to suffice. Mix and enjoy.
The Skinless Dog
(The name says it all.)
Ingredients:
* 1/2oz. Apple Liqueur
* 4 oz. Champagne (chilled, dude)
* 1 Apple Wedge
Instructions:
Pour liqueur in glass, and add the bubbly. Then toss the apple in, and watch it bob about like a skinnless dog. If
only someone was small enough to kick it in the face.
The Quacker Duk
(Taking the class out of everything....)
Ingredients:
* 1/2 can Coke
* Some Red Wine (You know, the stuff made of grapes...)
Instructions:
Mix coke with wine. It's simple, but fun. Just like me....hey....wait a minute?!
Time Rift
(You have enough of these, and you'll forget both where and when you are.)
Ingredients:
* 1 Can Ginger Ale (Not Canada Dry®, though. That stuff tastes like moose pee.)
* 1 oz Dark Rum (The drink of tropical Goths)
Instructions:
Um...pour the stuff together and stir. But don't stir too quickly, otherwise you'll open up a hole in the space-time
thingy and all sorts of bad crap will happen. Dinosaurs will rampage through the city, while Hitler and Stalin take
over MTV and put even more gangsta rap videos on the air! Even Marty McFly couldn't save us!
...Sorry, but sometimes I can't help but wonder if these instructions should be more complicated.
The X-tream Zinfandel
(As seen in the Vineyard X Games)
Ingredients:
* 1/2 can Mountain Dew
* Some White Wine (Preferably Zinfandel, or you'll be called a liar....)
Instructions:
Mix the stuff together and get ready for some in your face wine tasting! It's bold, smooth, and completely
marketable.
(A Chaotix Crocodile Cocktail)
Ingredients:
* Chartreuse.
* Club Soda
* A squirt of lime
Instructions:
Screw the computer room -- find the liquor cabinet. In a tall glass, fill with crushed ice. Now add a quarter of a
glass of Chartreuse (the only liquor to have a color named after it). Add a squirt of lime, and fill the rest of the
glass with Club Soda. Mix and savor. I guarantee you'll forget all about the Sega 32X; which you probably
should. It's time to let go.
Cornerian Sunrise
(Never give up, trust your intake!)
Ingredients:
* Blood Orange Soda.
* Dark Rum
* Orange Slices
Instructions:
Do a Barrel Roll. Then, mix and garnish with a slice of orange. If there's one thing the Star Fox team enjoys, it's
a Cornerian sunrise. Unless, of course, we're talking about Slippy Toad. If there's one thing he enjoys, it's
experiment sexually with other men.
The Maleficent Mimosa
(Do the Heartless have livers?)
Ingredients:
* Champagne
* Cranberry Juice
Instructions:
Mix together and savor the seething darkness within.
Jason Vorhees
(It beats a trip to Crystal Lake)
Ingredients:
* 1 Part Stoli Vanil
* 2 Parts Ginger Ale
Instructions:
Serve over ice, preferably in a hockey mask. Or better yet, serve in space!
Drink Fuzzy, Get Dizzy
(Yoshi's Island Inebriation)
Ingredients:
* 1 Part Peach Schnapps
* 3 parts Champagne
* Orange Juice
Instructions:
Normally, I'm naming drinks after some pretty innocuous stuff. But this take on a fuzzy navel is inspired by a level
of Yoshi's Island that makes me wonder not only "how high" Nintendo was, but "where can I get some" as well.
Until these answers are ascertained, this drink will have to suffice. Mix and enjoy.
The Skinless Dog
(The name says it all.)
Ingredients:
* 1/2oz. Apple Liqueur
* 4 oz. Champagne (chilled, dude)
* 1 Apple Wedge
Instructions:
Pour liqueur in glass, and add the bubbly. Then toss the apple in, and watch it bob about like a skinnless dog. If
only someone was small enough to kick it in the face.
The Quacker Duk
(Taking the class out of everything....)
Ingredients:
* 1/2 can Coke
* Some Red Wine (You know, the stuff made of grapes...)
Instructions:
Mix coke with wine. It's simple, but fun. Just like me....hey....wait a minute?!
Time Rift
(You have enough of these, and you'll forget both where and when you are.)
Ingredients:
* 1 Can Ginger Ale (Not Canada Dry®, though. That stuff tastes like moose pee.)
* 1 oz Dark Rum (The drink of tropical Goths)
Instructions:
Um...pour the stuff together and stir. But don't stir too quickly, otherwise you'll open up a hole in the space-time
thingy and all sorts of bad crap will happen. Dinosaurs will rampage through the city, while Hitler and Stalin take
over MTV and put even more gangsta rap videos on the air! Even Marty McFly couldn't save us!
...Sorry, but sometimes I can't help but wonder if these instructions should be more complicated.
The X-tream Zinfandel
(As seen in the Vineyard X Games)
Ingredients:
* 1/2 can Mountain Dew
* Some White Wine (Preferably Zinfandel, or you'll be called a liar....)
Instructions:
Mix the stuff together and get ready for some in your face wine tasting! It's bold, smooth, and completely
marketable.
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