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The Phoenix Down
(The Final Fantasy of your night)
Ingredients:
* 1 part Merlot.
* 1 part Cranberry juice
Instructions:
Mix the two ingredients in equal parts in a wine glass. Remember, this elixir is more likely to down your whole
party then heal them.
The Joker
(Who do you have to gas to get a drink around here?)
Ingredients:
* 2 oz. Gin.
* 1/2 oz Joker Toxin (Lime Juice is an acceptable substitute for those without a death wish).
* A Lime Wedge (for flavor and show)
Instructions:
So, Bowen and I came up with a "Bruce Wayne" drink a while ago, but it's been bothering me that the coolest
person in Gotham City doesn't have a bit-o-booze named after him. Enough of these beauties, and you may
wake up in Arkham Asylum with a headache and a Bat-shaped bruise on your butt. If you gotta be drunk and
disorderly, do it in Guardian City-- Hal Jordan does it all the time! Oh, and if you haven't figured it out by now, the
key is to just mix it all together and serve over ice..
The Ring
(The last thing before you see before you pass out)
Ingredients:
*1/2 oz Brandy
* 1/4 oz Honey
* 1/2 oz Cream
Instructions:
OK, so there's no reason that such a smooth and tasty little drink should be named after a movie about a dead
girl and her evil video chain-letter, but what are you gonna do? No, seriously, what are you gonna do, tough guy!
If you think you're so big, come get some! I'll beat you like an old rug!
Man, I need to stop drinking when I write these...
The Donkey Kong
(More fun then a monkey full of barrels)
Ingredients:
* 1 oz Banana Liqueur
* 1 oz Cream
* 2 oz Dark Rum
Instructions:
Mix well and enjoy alone, or with any gals you want to "Diddy."
Sex On Your Roommate’s Bed
(It’s kinda like sex on the beach, but you can’t get crabs in your pants)
Ingredients:
* 1 oz. Creme de Cassis
* 1 oz. Midori
* 1 oz. Pineapple Juice
* 1 oz. Vodka
Instructions:
Stir it all up and drink it. Preferably with some hottie you would like to score with.
Luigi's Revenge
(The Green Machine)
Ingredients:
* 1/2 Shot Peach Schnapps
* 1/2 Shot Blue Curacao
*1 Shot Jack Daniels (WWJD! We Want Jack Daniels!)
*Orange Juice
Instructions:
Mix liquor in tall glass full of ice, and then pour in O.J. 'till the glass is full (or totally not empty for you pessimists).
Mix and enjoy. Finally, the other Mario Bro. gets his day in the sun.... provided you mix this outside.
A Dirty Foreigner
(Close the borders and open the bar!)
Ingredients:
* 1 1/2 Parts Kaluah
* 1 1/2 Parts Stolichnaya (Rotgut will do too)
* Chocolate milk.
Instructions:
Mix booze, and top off with Milk.
The Samurai Jack
(Like Cider Jack...only kinda Asian.)
Ingredients:
* 1 Bottle of Sobe® "Power"
* 3 oz Mild Sake Cooler
Instructions:
Ok, we all know Sake kinda tastes like ass on it's own. That's why it's so hard to become a Samurai-- you have
to drink the soy crap every night. This recipe should give you some extra energy, while actually making the stuff
taste pretty good. Just mix together and shake well. Now, if only we could sweeten-up that whole harikari thing.
The STD
(Half the people you meet in a bar have one, sometimes two!)
Ingredients:
* 2 oz. Amaretto
* 1 glass Orange Juice
* 1 shot of chocolate syrup.
Instructions:
This is dedicated to the lonely souls who woke up with an eerie tingling in their drawers. It might not be a cure,
but it may just numb the pain. Make sure to stir!
The Monkey With Glaucoma
(You just can’t go wrong with a monkey)
Ingredients:
* 1 1/2 oz. Irish Cream
* 1 1/2 oz. Cognac
* 1 oz. Dark Rum
Instructions:
Mix in order, preferably in one of those little brandy glasses. Do not stir.
(The Final Fantasy of your night)
Ingredients:
* 1 part Merlot.
* 1 part Cranberry juice
Instructions:
Mix the two ingredients in equal parts in a wine glass. Remember, this elixir is more likely to down your whole
party then heal them.
The Joker
(Who do you have to gas to get a drink around here?)
Ingredients:
* 2 oz. Gin.
* 1/2 oz Joker Toxin (Lime Juice is an acceptable substitute for those without a death wish).
* A Lime Wedge (for flavor and show)
Instructions:
So, Bowen and I came up with a "Bruce Wayne" drink a while ago, but it's been bothering me that the coolest
person in Gotham City doesn't have a bit-o-booze named after him. Enough of these beauties, and you may
wake up in Arkham Asylum with a headache and a Bat-shaped bruise on your butt. If you gotta be drunk and
disorderly, do it in Guardian City-- Hal Jordan does it all the time! Oh, and if you haven't figured it out by now, the
key is to just mix it all together and serve over ice..
The Ring
(The last thing before you see before you pass out)
Ingredients:
*1/2 oz Brandy
* 1/4 oz Honey
* 1/2 oz Cream
Instructions:
OK, so there's no reason that such a smooth and tasty little drink should be named after a movie about a dead
girl and her evil video chain-letter, but what are you gonna do? No, seriously, what are you gonna do, tough guy!
If you think you're so big, come get some! I'll beat you like an old rug!
Man, I need to stop drinking when I write these...
The Donkey Kong
(More fun then a monkey full of barrels)
Ingredients:
* 1 oz Banana Liqueur
* 1 oz Cream
* 2 oz Dark Rum
Instructions:
Mix well and enjoy alone, or with any gals you want to "Diddy."
Sex On Your Roommate’s Bed
(It’s kinda like sex on the beach, but you can’t get crabs in your pants)
Ingredients:
* 1 oz. Creme de Cassis
* 1 oz. Midori
* 1 oz. Pineapple Juice
* 1 oz. Vodka
Instructions:
Stir it all up and drink it. Preferably with some hottie you would like to score with.
Luigi's Revenge
(The Green Machine)
Ingredients:
* 1/2 Shot Peach Schnapps
* 1/2 Shot Blue Curacao
*1 Shot Jack Daniels (WWJD! We Want Jack Daniels!)
*Orange Juice
Instructions:
Mix liquor in tall glass full of ice, and then pour in O.J. 'till the glass is full (or totally not empty for you pessimists).
Mix and enjoy. Finally, the other Mario Bro. gets his day in the sun.... provided you mix this outside.
A Dirty Foreigner
(Close the borders and open the bar!)
Ingredients:
* 1 1/2 Parts Kaluah
* 1 1/2 Parts Stolichnaya (Rotgut will do too)
* Chocolate milk.
Instructions:
Mix booze, and top off with Milk.
The Samurai Jack
(Like Cider Jack...only kinda Asian.)
Ingredients:
* 1 Bottle of Sobe® "Power"
* 3 oz Mild Sake Cooler
Instructions:
Ok, we all know Sake kinda tastes like ass on it's own. That's why it's so hard to become a Samurai-- you have
to drink the soy crap every night. This recipe should give you some extra energy, while actually making the stuff
taste pretty good. Just mix together and shake well. Now, if only we could sweeten-up that whole harikari thing.
The STD
(Half the people you meet in a bar have one, sometimes two!)
Ingredients:
* 2 oz. Amaretto
* 1 glass Orange Juice
* 1 shot of chocolate syrup.
Instructions:
This is dedicated to the lonely souls who woke up with an eerie tingling in their drawers. It might not be a cure,
but it may just numb the pain. Make sure to stir!
The Monkey With Glaucoma
(You just can’t go wrong with a monkey)
Ingredients:
* 1 1/2 oz. Irish Cream
* 1 1/2 oz. Cognac
* 1 oz. Dark Rum
Instructions:
Mix in order, preferably in one of those little brandy glasses. Do not stir.
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