20. Given that he was involved in an interspecies relationship, I don't think
he's in any position to criticize gay marriage.
19. After the Black Arms crisis, Shadow is perfectly able to deal with
aliens, illegal and otherwise.
18. Shadow is in favor of better education for all. Why, in Sonic Adventure
2, he tried to teach us all a leason...by attempting to wipe out humanity.
17. Shadow supports G.U.N. control.
16. Democrats will love Shadow because of his progressive views, while
Republicans will identify with him being a fifty year-old possible robot.
15. Shadow won't send our boys off to die for foreign oil when there are
alternative energy sources at home -- such as rings and Chaos Emeralds.
14. He'd be one politician who knows how to keep a promise, be it for
lower taxes or apocalyptic revenge.
13. Who could be better at finding weapons of mass destruction, then a
bio-engineered military weapon of mass destruction.
12. Who better to oversee the space race then someone that was not only
born in space, but also able to whiz around in it without a suit. (Heh, heh.
"Wiz".)
11. Most presidents aren't really respected until after they're dead. Well,
Shadow's already died once, so respect should come naturally!
10. I'm sure a lot of people would like a black president.
9. Sure Bill Clinton used to jog, but could he do it faster then the speed of
sound?
8. Besides Jimmy Carter, can you name another US President capable of
warping Space AND Time? I didn't think so.
7. Who better to be Commander and Chief of the US Armed Forces, then
someone who's loved ones were killed by a military blunder.
6. Remember when Al Gore claimed he invented the Internet? Well
Shadow invent the Chaos Spear. It's twice as educational, and fifty times
as lethal, while still bringing people closer together (usual at funerals).
5. Did I mention the rocket shoes?
4. No one need fear the reinstatement of the Draft when the President can
single-handedly take out entire terrorist camps himself.
3. Given that Maria was dying from some kind of degenerative neural
condition, I'm sure Shadow would be OK with stem cell research. Only, to
avoid ethical concerned, he would rip the stem cells strait out of the spines
of convicted sex-offenders!
2. He's above political mudslinging. He'd prefer to sling broken glass.
1. He's not a woman.
he's in any position to criticize gay marriage.
19. After the Black Arms crisis, Shadow is perfectly able to deal with
aliens, illegal and otherwise.
18. Shadow is in favor of better education for all. Why, in Sonic Adventure
2, he tried to teach us all a leason...by attempting to wipe out humanity.
17. Shadow supports G.U.N. control.
16. Democrats will love Shadow because of his progressive views, while
Republicans will identify with him being a fifty year-old possible robot.
15. Shadow won't send our boys off to die for foreign oil when there are
alternative energy sources at home -- such as rings and Chaos Emeralds.
14. He'd be one politician who knows how to keep a promise, be it for
lower taxes or apocalyptic revenge.
13. Who could be better at finding weapons of mass destruction, then a
bio-engineered military weapon of mass destruction.
12. Who better to oversee the space race then someone that was not only
born in space, but also able to whiz around in it without a suit. (Heh, heh.
"Wiz".)
11. Most presidents aren't really respected until after they're dead. Well,
Shadow's already died once, so respect should come naturally!
10. I'm sure a lot of people would like a black president.
9. Sure Bill Clinton used to jog, but could he do it faster then the speed of
sound?
8. Besides Jimmy Carter, can you name another US President capable of
warping Space AND Time? I didn't think so.
7. Who better to be Commander and Chief of the US Armed Forces, then
someone who's loved ones were killed by a military blunder.
6. Remember when Al Gore claimed he invented the Internet? Well
Shadow invent the Chaos Spear. It's twice as educational, and fifty times
as lethal, while still bringing people closer together (usual at funerals).
5. Did I mention the rocket shoes?
4. No one need fear the reinstatement of the Draft when the President can
single-handedly take out entire terrorist camps himself.
3. Given that Maria was dying from some kind of degenerative neural
condition, I'm sure Shadow would be OK with stem cell research. Only, to
avoid ethical concerned, he would rip the stem cells strait out of the spines
of convicted sex-offenders!
2. He's above political mudslinging. He'd prefer to sling broken glass.
1. He's not a woman.
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